The Dalai Lama walks into a pizza shop...

Quite possibly the funniest telling of this joke I've ever heard.

You really have to love how the reporter appreciates that this was a bad idea, and how the Dalai Lama takes it all in stride.

Michael Meets Mozart - 1 Piano, 2 Guys, 100 Cello Tracks- by Jon Schmidt...

My Water's On Fire Tonight (The Fracking Song)